#PROGRESS 4.13.11

#ClubCandy Elks Lounge: Dothan Alabama

Me working in a club does not mean that I like to club. However, since I started hosting and traveling, My life has slowly started to evole me into a club rat. This club I enjoyed though. Strictly two step music and old men staring with their mouths open. No hatin females; they are all in full 'I remember when I was shaped like that' mode. Only one problem. There was no bar! Want a drink? Buy a fifth and a cup of juice. I felt stupid asking that bartender for a Sex on the Beach and her blankly staring at me. Anyway...found a full length mirror to flick it up in my AA dress. American Apparel is my friend. My body says thank you.

A-- So Fat You Can See It From The Front

38-29-53. Boobs, Waist & Hips. I've been documenting my workout progress and I wanted to show y'all one of the blessings/curses that I am forced to deal with. See the pics? Yep. There is 24 in difference between my waist and my hips or what y'all call the 'booty'. Blessing - it looks REALLY good. Curse - I can't wear ANYTHING that doesn't stretch. :( so, when you see my photos from my next shoot, please be advised in advance; no photoshop.

No Regrets
-Emily Camille

#PROGRESS 4.7.11

My name is Emily and I am an Angry Bird Addict

Everyone has an addiction. Something that you like...can't get enough of. ..something that may even cause you to lose sleep. My addiction is.....Angry Birds. I have had many 'just one more level' nights to the point where I have looked out of my window and saw the sun peeking in to see what I'm up to. Now...I beat all of the games and thought I was over this until I went into Hot Topic and found this... *sigh*

1st Fridays Club Primetime: Dothan, Alabama #ClubCandy

 I am a bartender and it is very rare that I get a weekend off unless I am booked but Fridays seem to be a big club night in the state. Luckily, the club that I work at is booooooooooooooring on Friday nights so what's a girl to do? Hit the highway! I went to the city that shows me the most love; DOTHAN!

 The promoter of the party and I--Douggie Fresh! If you EVER see his name or logo on a flyer, please believe the party will go down because dude is a networking MONSTER!

 One of the guys that ended my night with a lap rape. Not a lap dance but a lap rape. He was standing on his head and everything! The best entertainment EVER!

 Douggie Fresh and I

 The MAC was POPPING! #TEAMNC50

And to think I was overdressed that night.  Oh yeeeaaah...No Photoshop. :)

 Every time I hit Dothan, it is a Long Line but no wait. It is starting to feel good to know people know exactly who you are & take me straight to the stage; hence the above photo. I think I was the only female up there.

DJ to the Stars aka Mr. Record Breaker aka President of Cool Running DJ's aka Mr. Red Beard aka Mr. HoodRich himself; Supastar J Kwik! was fresh from his radio show in Tallahassee, Florida (Blazin' 102.3) and KILLED the club as he always does.They had to kick the people out of the club & MAKE em go home. Follow him! @SupastarJKwik

http://www.facebook.com/DOUGEFRESHENT YES. The parties Douggie throws are #EPIC #ShoulderToShoulder and it wasn't even 1 o'clock yet!


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#PROGRESS 3.31.11

#PROGRESS 3.30.11

Had to join a new gym today. It started to become a bit...unnerving to be surrounded by men that were coming to the gym just to watch me do squats. I can deal with compliments. They make me smile. However, when one gets comfortable enough to walk up and grab a cheek and everyone else sees...what happens? EVERYONE gets comfortable. How comfortable? Even the owner of the gym tried me yesterday! Not smart, old, filthy rich white man. Especially with cameras everywhere. I could use his own system and footage against him but...I did him and possibly myself the biggest favor ever. Left. I refuse to pay for a membership and feel uncomfortable to the point where I can't work out. I was out in less than 30 minutes. Its cool though. Id take old racist white men staring at me but can't do anything about it over an old 'big booty loving' white gym owner feeling like he can do what he wants because its his gym. So...excuse the bathroom pics. Y'all have to work with me.

-No Regrets
Emily Camille

http://www.theemilyexperience.com

#PROGRESS 3.29.11

An Underwear's Struggle #PROGRESS 3.28.11

Whoever came up with the concept of underwear truly didn't think this through thoroughly. I mean seriously, what are they for? Looks? What are they holding in? What are they doing that the pants can't do?
Let's take into consideration a woman like...me. Everything I own is like a second skin. Tight and I already had to squeeze everything I own into these skin tight pants. Now, let's throw a thong in between a pair of booty cheeks that are squeezed into a pair of skin tight pants. Let me give y'all a scenario that you may be able to relate to; imagine trying to climb up a rope with no gloves on and ended up sliding back down. Now, look at your hands. Hurts, huh? That same thing is what happens to my booty crack! So, the next time you see a big booty chick freeballing, feel badly for her. She just wants to be comfortable. If she has on undies, my pictures above will give you a glimpse of how it looks under her pants.Look hard and you will see that my undies aren't doing their job.

-No Regrets
Emily Camille
http://www.theemilyexperience.com

#PROGRESS 3.25.11