Wednesday, March 30, 2011

#PROGRESS 3.30.11

Had to join a new gym today. It started to become a bit...unnerving to be surrounded by men that were coming to the gym just to watch me do squats. I can deal with compliments. They make me smile. However, when one gets comfortable enough to walk up and grab a cheek and everyone else sees...what happens? EVERYONE gets comfortable. How comfortable? Even the owner of the gym tried me yesterday! Not smart, old, filthy rich white man. Especially with cameras everywhere. I could use his own system and footage against him but...I did him and possibly myself the biggest favor ever. Left. I refuse to pay for a membership and feel uncomfortable to the point where I can't work out. I was out in less than 30 minutes. Its cool though. Id take old racist white men staring at me but can't do anything about it over an old 'big booty loving' white gym owner feeling like he can do what he wants because its his gym. So...excuse the bathroom pics. Y'all have to work with me.

-No Regrets
Emily Camille

http://www.theemilyexperience.com

Monday, March 28, 2011

An Underwear's Struggle #PROGRESS 3.28.11

Whoever came up with the concept of underwear truly didn't think this through thoroughly. I mean seriously, what are they for? Looks? What are they holding in? What are they doing that the pants can't do?
Let's take into consideration a woman like...me. Everything I own is like a second skin. Tight and I already had to squeeze everything I own into these skin tight pants. Now, let's throw a thong in between a pair of booty cheeks that are squeezed into a pair of skin tight pants. Let me give y'all a scenario that you may be able to relate to; imagine trying to climb up a rope with no gloves on and ended up sliding back down. Now, look at your hands. Hurts, huh? That same thing is what happens to my booty crack! So, the next time you see a big booty chick freeballing, feel badly for her. She just wants to be comfortable. If she has on undies, my pictures above will give you a glimpse of how it looks under her pants.Look hard and you will see that my undies aren't doing their job.

-No Regrets
Emily Camille
http://www.theemilyexperience.com