This blog is specifically designed to give the world a peek into the twists and turns of the life of an up and coming Urban Model. It ain't pretty so don't expect a happy ending...yet. In the most random way possible, I present to you The Perfect Imperfections of the Most Known Unknown Urban Model; Emily Camille.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
#PROGRESS 3.30.11
Had to join a new gym today. It started to become a bit...unnerving to be surrounded by men that were coming to the gym just to watch me do squats. I can deal with compliments. They make me smile. However, when one gets comfortable enough to walk up and grab a cheek and everyone else sees...what happens? EVERYONE gets comfortable. How comfortable? Even the owner of the gym tried me yesterday! Not smart, old, filthy rich white man. Especially with cameras everywhere. I could use his own system and footage against him but...I did him and possibly myself the biggest favor ever. Left. I refuse to pay for a membership and feel uncomfortable to the point where I can't work out. I was out in less than 30 minutes. Its cool though. Id take old racist white men staring at me but can't do anything about it over an old 'big booty loving' white gym owner feeling like he can do what he wants because its his gym. So...excuse the bathroom pics. Y'all have to work with me.
-No Regrets
Emily Camille
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
An Underwear's Struggle #PROGRESS 3.28.11
Let's take into consideration a woman like...me. Everything I own is like a second skin. Tight and I already had to squeeze everything I own into these skin tight pants. Now, let's throw a thong in between a pair of booty cheeks that are squeezed into a pair of skin tight pants. Let me give y'all a scenario that you may be able to relate to; imagine trying to climb up a rope with no gloves on and ended up sliding back down. Now, look at your hands. Hurts, huh? That same thing is what happens to my booty crack! So, the next time you see a big booty chick freeballing, feel badly for her. She just wants to be comfortable. If she has on undies, my pictures above will give you a glimpse of how it looks under her pants.Look hard and you will see that my undies aren't doing their job.
-No Regrets
Emily Camille
http://www.theemilyexperience.com
Friday, March 25, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Workout Advice Needed #Random
Love my tummy. It is as flat as I could ask for it to be. I even have a mini 4 pack but those bottom two abs...hate me. My waist is a 29. Not so much concerned with the size of my waist but I would do or try almost anything to get the lower abs to rear their ugly head before the end of May. So basically what I am saying is... HELP!
Monday, March 21, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
*giggles* Live From the Grind
Does anyone remember the guy I used to tweet about going to the gym and getting some head? Well...that was the man who snuck in on me as I was snapping myself after my workout. He is single now. *rubs hands together*
Probably as close as ill get to Mr. Marcus so...this will have to do.